{"id":127,"date":"2005-03-01T03:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-01T03:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/?p=127"},"modified":"2005-03-01T03:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-01T03:16:00","slug":"just-some-funny-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/2005\/03\/just-some-funny-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Just some funny thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came across some papers from 1992 &#038; found some quotes from Steven Wright:<\/p>\n<p>I installed a skylight in my apartment&#8230;The people who live above me are furious!<\/p>\n<p>I went to a restaurant that serves &#8220;breakfast at any time&#8221;. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.<\/p>\n<p>When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, &#8220;Did you sleep good?&#8221; I said, &#8220;No, I made a few mistakes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In my house there&#8217;s this light switch that doesn&#8217;t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, &#8220;Cut it out.&#8221;<br \/>&#8212; Steven Wright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nI came across some papers from 1992 &#038; found some quotes from Steven Wright: I installed a skylight in my&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/2005\/03\/just-some-funny-thoughts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Just some funny thoughts&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,16],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fun","tag-goofy","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/psolis.com\/dreamscapes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}